By M2

Many people have asked so here are a few things to know and you can come to your own conclusion:

1. If you look up ‘genius’ in the dictionary, the definition is: M2

2. After M2 explained Relativity, Albert E. was able to come up with ‘his’ theory

3. If you don’t understand #2, look up ‘dumbass’ in the dictionary, the definition is: your name

4. On a nice summer day, Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice. On the same day, M2 went to the ballpark, had a couple cold beers, and watched Mike pitch a no hitter. You tell me who is smarter.

5. M2 has a graduate degree from Harvard in None of Your Damn Business.

6. Both political parties asked M2 to be their candidate in the run for president and he said, “No.”

7. M2 is the only person Norris and Bauer have ever asked for advice. You could ask them to confirm this fact, but Norris would roundhouse kick your stupid head off and Bauer would kill you, resuscitate you, then pick your sorry ass up and kill you again just for the fun of it.

8. Both Gates and Jobs ask M2 for advice. If you don’t understand this, refer to #3.

9. If you google “smartest man in the world”, you will not find M2′s name, because he is also the humblest man in the world. Hawkings and the rest are vying for second place.

10. When Jobs asked him what’s the next big thing, M2 said, “Put all that crap on a phone, charge a ridiculous amount for it, and people will still line up the night before to buy it. Oh yeah, and keep putting that ‘i’ in front of everything. I love the irony that it stands for ‘idiot’ and no one gets it.”


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